- 7 years ago
- 343270
blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool
if 🐋they're🐋 the 💦💦largest 😏 on hte planet🇺🇸🇬🇧🇯🇵🇩🇪🇮🇹 how 😫BIG💦
are 👀their👀 🍆💦MONSTER DONGS🍆👅💦 💕💕💕👌👀
would 🐳they🐋 be ⬇️DOWN⬇️ for
👌sharing👏 the 💦💦CUMMIES💦💕😫😫 ??every day we drift farther from god’s light
- 7 years ago
- 289569
whenever i’m talking to someone and they tell me about something that happened to them i always tell them about something that happened to me that’s similar to what happened to them. i do it as kind of a “oh hey yeah this happened to me so i can relate to what you’re going through” but i’m always afraid it comes out as “oh yeah well this happened to me so clearly i have it tougher than you” or “i’m done talking about you let’s talk about me”
i swear i don’t mean it like that……..
I run into this a lot with my job - so instead of telling the whole story I say something like, “Oh my gosh, I had something REALLY similar happen. What did you do after that??” And I’ve found that works. Usually they explain and then ask, “So what happened to you?” And then you’re invited to share, and the formula for conversing continues on. :)
of all the tumblr posts i’ve read, this one is going to change my life the fastest lol.
Thanks to both the OP for posting a thing that so many of us do, and the responder who gave us a better way to do it. You’re doing the lord’s work, my friend!
- 7 years ago
- 197627
me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all
- 7 years ago
- 71484
Foxes are my favorite animal
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